Tuesday, August 02, 2005


Celestial Thoughts

Just been reading about the discovery of the 10th Planet in our Solar System, 2003 UB313. Obviously, my first thought was 'which kn*b named that?. Why did Roman Gods suddenly fall out of fashion? Was 2003 UB313 the model number of the discoverers first girlfirend - "Lactating Lesley the Luscious Lovely(Deluxe Model 2003 -UB313), self-inflating, no assembly necessary, requires cleaning"

Secondly, what does this mean for us? Is it more likely that there are aliens out there who'll want to come visit. If they do, they better have a Ferrari, a few good CD's and a big packed lunch, cos it's a really, really (and I mean really !!) long trip.

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