Friday, August 05, 2005


Can I give you a call sometime?

How absolutely gutted would you be ??

Picture the a bar on a Saturday night, see a nice lady, buy her a couple of drinks, get on well, she gives you a number and asks you to call her. You call her on the Sunday and leave a message, filled with hope for a budding romance.

Driving home from work on Monday, listening to Radio 1, just in time to hear Scott Mills say "...and on flirt divert today, listen to this loser, he must be a complete munter..." and then play your message left on the Sunday.

You'd be as well crashing your car cos all your self-confidence has gone and your mates are going to rip the complete and utter p*ss out of you, forever.

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